Good evening, it's Maria Comet Ingersol here live and in 5senz! Be sure to smell me everywhere lovers! I'm with the Grand Manchuzian Glogsplotter of the Sacred Church of the Neglected himself, Fran Juuploop!
Fran, it's been ages since we last snarled at each other!
"To true Little Snorka! I am surprised none of The People has eaten you yet."
Bols Fran, you kidder. Let's nano right in: How do you feel when humans name you 'green sucker faced monsters?'
"Is terribly hurtful to us. We are peaceful race. We have lovely culture with thousand year galactic history. Our only wish is to learn."
Yeah, Fran, but what about the rumors that you eat people?
"Those are vicious lies! Shame on you Snorka for spreading lies about us! I thought you were friend to The People."
Sorry Fran. I just wanted to goad you a chance to share your side. I meant no damage.
"I accept, Maria Comet Ingersol Snorka. You have been good human friend to The People. It is hurtful to us that you believe we steal your people away. We have always sought peace with neighbors. We shared so much together and yet there still is doubt. It saddens me."
Fran, would you level share us something about your Church?
"Skkkreeek! Delicious fang pleasures! Snaaarrrrr... ... Forgive me Snorka. I am always happy to speak of my gods to any who ask for it. It is wonderful that we can share their teachings. Our gods do not ask for prayer or worship. They require us to study, learn and to add to the knowledge of The People. The greatest gift we can give our gods is knowledge so we dedicate our lives to finding wisdom and truth to share with all who come freely."
"It was we who invented what humans call the Grid so that we may share knowledge with one another. Not just ideas but experiences, memories, senses, feelings, sensations, the full sum. And humans have embraced Gridsense wholeheartedly. You have invented thousands of new applications and uses. Truly astonishing how creative your people are."
"It is our belief that humans are gift from our gods. We were meant to find you at time in our existence when we beginning to stale. Your energy opens our minds in new directions. We welcome all who seek knowledge and wish to share. The Sacred Church of the Neglected is place where you can blossom in supportive and fun environment."
Fran, you've come under heavy criticism from the Christian Church. They allege that you are seeking to draw off the most creative and talented human engineers to work for you. They say it's part of your plot to control the human race. And then there's more nasty rumors.
"Look Snorka, I know Christian God. I have learned of him in my travels. I have great respect for his power. He is able to instill hysteria into his chosen followers and commit them to great and terrible acts. It is frightful to see deity so directly involved in the affairs of his followers. Our gods much more distant. We don't bother them, they don't bother us."
"It is true that your human history proves that Christian God can be very dangerous. Shall we count the wars or atrocities? I have no desire to mix with Christian God nor his followers. They frighten me. Please speak of something else."
What about your Church's pornography? Some of your works are very explicit. What about the 5sense addicts? Or the people that have been psychologically damaged from explicit content?
"We have made arrangements to heal those who have suffered damages. If we cannot heal, we will take their care... Skkkreeek!... and compensated their families. We urge everyone effected to join our lawsuit against Palindrome ZeroG, the manufacturers of the Ego Filter software. We were certain that human egos were too frail for full 5sense. We apologize for the pain this error has caused and we have already fixed it."
"We urge you to be careful when consuming 5sense pornography. The more explicit reels are labeled for your protection. We recommend that humans interested in consuming explicit content should first run free training sim at our Gridsite. Try free today! Nav over, your fantasies alive in 5sense! Or come by the Sacred Church of the Neglected... Snaaarrr..."
Fran you old con artist! That's two ads you've snuck in! You'll hear from ads for payment.
"Worth every credit Snorka. Looooorrrhh. Slurp."
You know, I've been finaling to ask you a question since we first met. What's "Snorka" mean in human?
"After dinner mint."
This is Maria Comet Ingersol...
"Skkkreeek! Fang pleasures!"
...reporting live from Manchuzia on GalactiVision in 5sense. If you found tonight's naughty message visit my Gridsite for a free prize! Good night.
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